In Somewhere Unknown I was born and Raised
In Middle Earth Was where I spent most of my days.
Doing Tricks, Magic, Hanging out with hobbits,
keeping track of bilbo baggins, just a bit
when saruman the fool who was up to no good
Starting sending orcs into my neighbourhood
I saw the one ring and started to scare
mount doom, I told frodo to throw it, in there.
I Fought many battles, some far and some near
Some with great losses but no need to fear,
Theres no doubting that grey wizards rule,
we slay the balrog and get some white threads you fool
I got to the black gate, with a few thousand men
and I yelled to them all "Tally forth we shall win!'
Frodo burned the ring along with gollum too,
i'm writing this poem as I do a Poo.