My heart is not of stone, but of metal: Cold and hard, but malleable.

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
True story.

I'm a cook.

I'm a musician. I love my band, Theobroma. :)
[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Theobroma/184955464851030]

I'm a gamer. I love Dota (and Dota 2, of course).

I regret absolutely nothing.

Enough said. To know more, try to get to know me personally yourself.

Oh, one more thing: Most of the time, I'm lewd, crude, and socially unacceptable. Feel free to hate me.

Haters GTFO.