Sometimes there is paella, but more often than not you must settle for chicken nuggets with a large side of boxed macaroni (no ketchup, please). Another thing to keep in mind: Nobody puts Andi-Roo in corner. And also, *HAPPY* is a choice, so pick it & get there, because nobody else is going to want to clean up your sorry mess.

My *MISSION*, should I choose to accept it: Fix the world by pointing out all its various flaws, one choice item at a time.( Someone’s got to do it, & I’m fairly handy with a red pen.) Happily, I do accept. Thank you for offering! No, for realz…