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Dont think, Dont blink.
It takes way too long

I Killed Chuck Norris.

Theon Thai born on the 15 / 08 / 93 was born into war. But upon reaching his first birthday , he had already plotted schemes on overthrowing the KOREANS.

At the age of 8, he single handedly wrestled the Pedo-bear and beat the crap out of it with a shaver.

After that, he set out to catch'em all. He transformed into a Oddish which has no weakness unless buddha and jesus becomes best buds. But when that happens, the world will be shaken off it's foundations as deep down, buddha is actually evil. He was the main character behind the JFK assasination.

But Theon managed to catch all the pokemon in the world without a hitch as buddha and jesus are still fighting each other till mankind perishes.

Upon reaching puberty, Theon is as smart as jimmy neutron and has the manpower of an Al Qaeda leader

Reaching 18 is a major milestone for the world as Theon continues on his endeavours on fixing the ozon