Listening History
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at the tender young age of 1 I was left for dead in Somalia when I fell out of my parents low flying private jet, my parents instantly assumed I was dead and never contacted the authorities. Luckily my neck broke my fall, that and a lion called Mufasa, who handed me to a baboon called Rafiki, who held me over big cat cliff for my all the aminals to see, they instantly accepted me as their king. I spent my earlier days (2-3 years old) learning to roll blunts, talk to spirits and climb with Rafiki, until one day I was found by a travelling Russian family, who flew me to Moscow and forced me into a KGB funded academy where I would become a world class gymnast by the age of 4, shortly after this I went to America to perform in front of the president, he bought me off my russian master 'красный череп' for $6 which at the time was worth millions (so I was told). I taught myself quantum mechanics and drew early sketches for the Hadron Collider, I knew it was a shit idea, would constantly bre
