Born half-man, half-bassline, The Colonel is the dancefloor-bomb-dropping alter-ego of me, Lucian O'Neill.
Parachute him in behind your decks and he'll give your party its marching orders; covering all the bases from funk, jazz, soul, and reggae to hip-hop, house, UK Garage and Grime.
The rest of the time, you'll find him in his secret underground bunker (cleverly disguised as a flat in South Manchester), engineering his own tunes for maximum groove, bass and fun.
The result is usually up-tempo party music with plenty of soul and humour and kidney-wobbling basslines.
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