Pretend Hard

Brevard County’s 2025 Deputy of the Year has pictures of himself giving a Nazi salute and wearing a Hitler mustache, and that’s not even close to the worst shit he did. Also:

* If you were a girl raised without a Dad who loved you, you do what that deputy’s ex-girlfriend agreed to do sexually. Yeesh.

* The boys reflect on Inglourious Basterds and … Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

* Spiro Agnew resigned the vice presidency in disgrace, and Frank Sinatra lent him money.

* Levon Helm and Robbie Robertson

* The boys are going to see Baby Metal.

* Someone drove a car through a cemetery, Brian tells the same joke six times, and loves it.

* Brian has decided what he wants on his tombstone.

* The “Wheel of Fortune” announcer was fired because he likes kids. And we mean, likes kids.

* The Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton Show theme is funny.

* A mobile home dweller flung shit at another trailer park dweller.

* Brian says Idiocracy didn’t happen in the last 5 years,