Count Diculous

Last week we urbaned it up for Jocktober, so this week we bring you Fargo, North Dakota’s “The Morning Playhouse,” quite possibly the whitest show in morning radio history.

* While we’re at it, is there anything funnier than that dummy getting killed by the tiger?

* The Playhouse has a word of the day that ends up being several words.

* The Playhouse also has a relationship advise segment, which is a tall order for a show that can’t get a decent “word of the day” segment together.

* Brian went to a wedding last Saturday, and was out of there in 50 minutes.

* Introducing Count Diculous, and the TGO Radio graveyard of failed and forgotten characters (Evil Ron Reagan, Tricky Dick).

* Joke Abortion: Brian forgets the rules of improv and murders Jeff’s joke in the womb.

* And finally, the Playhouse’s Phone Scam, which is only passably a phone call and definitely not a scam.

* Captain Whiskey Dick’s relationship advice.

* Jeff demands the show move away from Jockt