I am Tara and i smell of chips. I rub myself with them in the morning and in the afternoon to keep it fresh. It's my absolute dreammmmm to work in McDonald. I tried out Burger King but it just wasn't right. The chips wern't greasy enough but i did stuff my bra with them before i left... OOOOO BUT THE CHICKEN NUGGET! I am also from Wales and i carry a soggy flannel at all times. I have a pet cockroach called Sammy he is my friend. We like to go to the park and feed the ducks. People say it's abit odd that my pet/friend is a cockroach but i don't care it's the only one who would listen to me when i talk about my hobby of collecting rabbits.