Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

I am happily married to my beautiful wife Jools. We have an amazing little boy, Leo, born Sept 2009. I am still kidding myself that, one day I will become a famous rock star in my band Tortilla Army (www.toritllaarmy.com), I also play in the UK's best Foo Fighters tribute band (www.foolfighters.net). However, in the real world, I am a self employed Insurance Consultant.