Englishman from Royal Leamington Spa who has lived in Japan longer than he has lived in England.

This is my voyage through life. It's a life long mission: to learn strange new words, to seek out new life experiences and learn about all civilizations, to go bald like no man has gone bald before.

Built for comfort, not for speed.

Going bald like no man has gone before.

Owes everything to standing on the shoulders of midgets.

I think I am one of the few people whose dream came true. At around 14 I dreamt of working as an Architect, living in a futuristic city near the sea, wearing a wrist watch tv, being able to eat Chinese food everyday and using my computer from the time I woke until I went to sleep. The evil Genie must have heard me...