People often ask me why my surname is only 2 letters. It stands for Important Person.

Born in Glasgow, grew up in Bristol, love UK and
China in equal measures, and my favourite soup is Hot and Sour.

To my friends and loved ones, sit still while I serve you. To my haters sit still, while I move up a few more levels.

I like writing stories and football.

All poems on my statuses are my own work unless stated otherwise.

I'm also an extraordinary person.