"Hell is Empty, and all the devils are here" - William Shakespeare

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - General George Patton Jr.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." - Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's

"The solution to all life's problems: High powered explosives." - Anonymous