Smitty and the NEET is a weekly podcast featuring two best friends and hetero life partners, Smitty and Gilly (The NEET). Every week, Gilly asks Smitty five questions, which Smitty has no prior knowledge of. The questions cover the bigger questions of life, such as:

Do we learn who we are by copying others?
Do you think AdBlocking is stealing money?
Is it racist to not allow white men to have opinions on race?
Is Sunday or Monday the first day of the week?
Have you ever shaved your pubes?

Smitty is a cisgendered heterosexual white male scumbag, who regularly gets called “Worse than Hitler”. He enjoys abusing women, turbing it up in Worms Armageddon, and stopping Gilly from necking himself.

Gilly (The NEET) is Not Employed, Educated or Trained, and spends the majority of his days masturbating to Korean Popstars, watching Starcraft 2 until the wee hours of the morning, and living off Smitty’s tax money.