Amateurs practice until they get it right.
Professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.
I practice until my Totino's Pizza Rolls are done.

I don't find it cliche, nor quaint, to say that I love my country, and despite her faults, she's still better than any other nation on the planet, and was before the Great Black Hope was elected.

I drink old single malt scotches, Irish Whiskey, and Bourbon on the rocks. I smoke good cigars.

I'm in a band, and as such I'm living the rockstar life, which is to say being dirt poor and having shit for everything else but my musical equipment.

I have a dog, and he's better than yours, sorry.

I am, quite simply, an ass.

I don't apologize for the way I feel, nor do I apologize for what I say, because I say what I mean. I offend plenty of people doing things that way, but that's just how I work, and you either love it or hate it.