IM THE INVENTOR OF TIME MACHINE. I TRAVEL A LOT THROUGH PAST AND FUTURE ERAS MEETING PEOPLE AND CHANGING THE COURSE OF HISTORY. IM THE FATHER AND CREATOR OF EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET. I AM THE BIG BANG AND EVEYTHING YOU HAVE HEARD OR READ ABOUT IT. I AM THE COMET THAT DESTROYED DINOSAURS. I SENT JESUS, MOAMETH, BUDDA AND EVERY OTHER PROPHET IN THIS WORLD OF MINE TO CONFUSE PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM MY PUPPETS. I HELPED GREEKS BEAT TROJANS, PERSES AND ALL OTHER BARBARIANS. I AM THE TEACHER OF ALEXANDER THE GREAT. I BUILT THE ROMAN EMPIRE AND MOVED THE CAPITAL AT CONSTANTINOPOLIS. I SHOWED COLOMBUS WHERE AMERICA IS. I SEND UFOS ON EARTH TO DISTRACT THE MASSES FROM THEIR REAL PROBLEMS. ALL GREAT SCIENTISTS, CRUSADORS, WARRIORS, POLITICIANS ARE MY CHILDREN. I AM THE RAGE OF NATURE NOWADAYS. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. IT IS JUST MY PLAN TO DESTOY AND REBUILD THIS PLANET. I AM BORED. ALLEN IVERSON AND KOBE BRYANT ARE MY LAST CREATIONS. RESPECT THEM, ADORE THEM. I TAUGHT TOLKIEN THE HISTORY OF THE WOR