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Canberre, Australia
According to legend Skinny is approximately 90 stories tall, and over 3,000 years old.
Originally a English professor at the well established Harvard University, Skinny dropped it all to become
a rodeo clown in Iowa City, Iowa. Due to an unfortunate accident involving a colleague, two paperclips and a umbrella. Skinny's employment was terminated.
In recent times Skinny has been spotted in all corners of the earth, Harassing people to buy Venetian Blinds.
Rumor has it that Skinny was actually the founder of the city San Diego, Which actually means a "Whale's Vagina".
But these accusations are baseless.
On a unrelated side note, Skinny is also renowned for his skills as Disc Jockey in his new home of Canberra.
