- AD VITAM PARAMUS
"Money is a bitch who never sleeps, and if you don't keep an eye on her, then you wake up in the morning and she's gone..."
Sinas tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
Sina does not sleep. He waits.
Sina does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Sina goes killing.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Sina allows to live.
Sina sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Sina roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When Sina sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Sina has not had to pay taxes ever.
