Ever made a perfectly decent request only to have the DJ scowl at you or mock your selection? Ever had a DJ say that they're "not a jukebox" in their whiny little DJ voice? Ever despaired at the prospect of not hearing the tracks you love when you go out but constantly hearing loads that you don't? Fret no longer - Shuffle is here!

Following in the footsteps of the mighty Music For The People (who we're not at all affiliated with but we like their style), Shuffle is a new club night that says "Up Yours!" to the cult of DJ worship and "Hello Nurse!" to the idea that people are quite capable of choosing and, therefore, creating the ultimate night out for themselves.

Our simple premise is that you bombard the Shuffle DJs with amazing, dancefloor-friendly requests all night and then boogie until you puke. Easy. We, on the other hand, will try our very best to batter all this random music into one big cohesive blob. Some of the time we will use our stunning DJ skills to effortlessly blend