Hobbies include making synthetic furballs for ceramic cats, shouting at busses, running round and round in circles in the garden at night, slowly loosing my mind , stopping suddenly on a crowdid shopping street so the person(s) behind me who is texting crashes into me. Training cats to be owls. Training owls to become cats, (but without the arrogance of the cat)

Driving the Allegro at a set 40 mph everywhere, including motorways, 20mph zones and pedestrian areas. At night, I enjoy braking sharply every time a car comes the other way, and at every corner, however slight.

Yes it's me.

Carp sea-fishing