I was once a rubber chicken... I met a crazy wiry dog who fell in love with me. You know that phrase "it's the ones closest to us that hurt us most"? No? Maybe its a rubber chicken ting. Regardless, it's true, he ended up killing me in a final fit of ginger lust...

I died, but now I'm back- reincarnated as the original party worm. Feels like a step in the right direction- yeooooo, raving all the way to nirvana!

UP THE FUCKING HOODS!