Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
If someone's Facebook picture is a car, should I assume that they are a transformer?
There are two reasons why people change. First, they've learned a lot. Second, they've been hurt too much.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.
There is always a little truth behind every “Just kidding” A little knowledge behind “I don’t know” A Little emotion behind “I don’t care.”
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be(well =D). But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.
You can't make the same mistake twice. The