"Laugh. Laugh as if you've just heard the funniest thing ever and keep laughing, for as long as you can. Because there's a secret that we're all about to learn. Are you ready? Here it is. Life's a giant joke. And the moment you lose the ability to laugh about it, you're dead."

I don't know what to put here anymore. Most of my friends know enough about me to not bother reading this, or they simply just don't care. And yet someone, somewhere, might be reading this...So... If you *are* still reading this, you either must not know me very well, or just find me absolutely fascinating. Not that I mind. I am who I am, though it seems everyone knows someone that's slightly like me in some way.

I am an outgoing loner. An introverted attention-whore. I am both the center of attention and the farthest outlier in my circle of friends. I'm a constant contradiction to both myself and others. I'd love to change it all but I honestly wouldn't have it any other way.

I enjoy food, though you wouldn'