single, mostly gay male 43yo, living with his chihuahua Mister Squinch (pronounced Meeeester Squinch ) in the now officially designated "Uptown Tenderloin Historic District" of downtown San Francisco, a.k.a. "Ghetto Ground Zero" or the "Open Air Jail Project" Each of our many daily walks is more like a battle of stars obstacle course as we navigate the superslimy sidewalks trying not to fall into a Poop Pit, or step on a buried BioHazard bomb hidden randomly throughout the Syringe Savannah we try to avoid the homeless hoards, juvenile junkies, angry addicts and the plain ole crazies. Once safe inside, I am an avid gamer and researcher of knowledge from the fringe, all things esoteric with science supplemented in order to extract truth from the disinformation and direct deceptions of the Shadow Government/Illuminati/Freemason/Lizard Alien faction of the Ruling Elite. Once they are defeated - the animated musical dramedy "Squinch's Inches &the SlimeRockettes" can begin production!