My name is Mohamed Abdi Hasan,AKA Big Mouth.. i was born in Western Somalia in 1974. As a child i was very poor, and it became clear at an early age that i must follow the path of the pirate. i Also very much enjoyed the pop melodies of Elton John.... My first Pirating excursion took place when i was 14, we captured a French ship name La Basterd. It had a great amount of bounty, and became known as one of the greatest successes in pirating history. I soon rose through the ranks, and became Captain of my fleet. We had many successful captures and pillagings and became quite notorious. However after 15 years of piracy, my crew performed a mutiny, and i was made to walk the plank. knowing no other life than that of a pirate, i found it difficult to readjust to normal life. i have since had a successful career covering Elton John hits in Somalian bars.