I am an unclassified variant of the human male of Earth. In other words I look human but if you understood a fraction of how my mind works you would smash your head against a block of cheese till it goes bad and God finally feels pity for you and gives you a back massage. I know what you must be thinking now, along the lines of wtf you (variation on the word muppet). That's right I can read your thoughts, what you don't know is that I have to be within a range of 5m to do so. Think about it. Also don't look under your desk, but leave some food now and again...I like cheese and himalayan bamboo...and velcro...I don't eat it but I can do amazing things with it...wink...