That's right, consider yourself warned,
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a...

...super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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In January 2001
a BBC documentary crew
filmed the everyday goings on
in a typical workplace.

Now, nearly three years later,
we return to find out what has
happened to the employees of

the office.

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There is the point of view that God exists, only in the form of the face of a popular fast food company. However this is just stupid: why would God have a mustache? You'd think his face would automatically shave itself.

The real answer is that Gods are like a London bus. You wait forever for one and a thousand come along. There are Gods of Earth and of wind, even of