25 Ways to Tell If You A Stoner

Which One Are You?

1.They always have a lighter, but you never see them smoke
2.They always smell like weed
3.If you are a stoner yourself, usually you can just tell. Sort of like a stoner 6th sense.
4.Sometimes you see them and their eyes are red as hell and others they aren’t.
5.If they smoke cigarettes, they hold it between their index and thumb, instead of between their middle find and index.
6.Their DVD collection includes half baked, how high, pineapple express,etc.
7.They walk, move and/or talk slowly.
8.They are always smiling.
9.Burnt finger tips
10.Burnt lips aka smokers lip.
11.They always take a break at work at 4:20 pm.
12.They use the term “dank for almost anything. (Dank food, dank drinks, dank bud, etc.)
13.They wear sun glasses at night
14.They are very good with fractions (1/8ths, 1/4ths, 1/2ths, etc.) and conversions (28.3 g=1 ounce and 16o= 1 pound)
15.If they are wearing a Bob Marley, Kottonmouth Kings, or Cypress Hill tee or Kush