Brief time line of life so far:

1984 Born

1990: goes to Mosney holiday camp nearly drowns.

1991: gets Mask Boulder Hill for xmas and records "Big Trouble In Little China" off UTV in June of that year.Video resides in collection for over a decade.

1993:Spots Brendan Grace in drapery of Roaches Stores

1994:Father appears on"Know Your Sport" wins golf umbrella

1996:Finds earwig in slice pan

1999:Father appears on "15 to 1" recieves signed photo of William G Steward

2001:Experiments with long hair under the illusion that I could be the next Brian Wilson.Sacked from McDonalds

2002:Shoplifts packet of Colemans Chicken Schassuer mix from Super Value.

2003:Fights Serbian national and placed in sleeper hold few months into new job on Dunnes Night Pack,quits soon after.Gets sunburned ear in Turkey.

2004:Called a "fat bollox" by Republic of Ireland international Mick Doyle.

2007:After 11 solid months of play completes 14 seasons of Pes Master League,wins clea