Always creating something...avoiding a shit, boring, or confusing situation.

Absolute lack of self control---Total world domination champion.

Are you serious?...I think i'm going to be sick.

...don't mean to be cheeky, but that's a heaping wheel-barrel loada fluff!

Random acts of kindness.

Basement bar-keep.

Year-round grounds-keeper.

Pyrrhonian Epoché Prohairesis