I run a very successful secret fake company, BARFFF Enterprises. Now in business for over forty years, we have developed a new model of clumps and globs (KLUMPZ and GLOBZ (rtm)) which are market ready for production and consumption and consequent 'chunkification' of the planet and all life on it. We're very proud to have just added a new wing to the R&D department. Have a look at our website, check out our many initiatives in the fields of both chunkage and clumpage. Home of the HARPPP and many other 'eco-savvy' initiatives. Designed to meet you and your family for modern days of needs of living.

at BARFFF Enterprises where it is just not a way of life, its a living