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Virginity is like a balloon, 1 pop and it's gone forever.
Sex is like Pringles, once you start you can't stop.
The exam paper is like a dick, when it gets hard, people get fucked.
Fate is like getting raped, you can't fight it so learn to enjoy it.
Work is like group sex, 10 people are behind your ass to take your place.
Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and hard work.
Success is like masturbating, only with your own hand can you achieve it.

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