I am a comedian.

I have performed on 5 continents (North America, South America, Asia, Europe & Africa - yeah, bitches, AFRICA!), missing out on Australia and Antarctica. I have done 10 islands (Japan, Okinawa, Oahu, Kauai, Sitka, Kodiak, Cuba, Bahrain, Guam, and San Nicholas)... and I performed on a cruise ship, which is kinda like a moving island.

Someone described my comedy as clean and edgy... whatever the hell that means. I do perform clean material. Sometimes I've been booked to do blue shows (blue = adult material)... I just do my normal clean act, but add some colorful adjectives. Except when I did that cruise ship, I had to do a clean show and an entirely different dirty show... so I wrote a bunch of dirty jokes. It's easy to write dirty jokes, and I felt like a complete sell-out to do them.

I also had a talk radio show on a local FM station (it was a CBS affiliate, so it was totally legit). I was the head-writer and co-host. Then the station changed formats, and now