How many red-streaked, light-eyed Canasians do you know?
Take one part photographer, two parts dancer (mix equal measures Argentine tango and modern fusion belly dance) and a soupçon of Qigong/Wushu training. Steep in 1-2 cups strong espresso and serve immediately.
Warning: may contain nuts.
(And yes, this mass of liquid black-red'ness is all my real hair.)