HELLROYS hail from Hatchetgash, Arkansas. They moved north to Old Hilliard's Crossing and started Ohio's first and only Serpentecostal Church of Snake Handlers. Seventy-five percent of all HELLROYS were killed that first year.

Turns out snake handling ain't legal and the HELLROYS went to prison. Paroled in 2012, they now tour the world singing songs of snakes, titties, and Siamese twins. With the support of their fans (the Hellions), HELLROYS have become America's Favorite Country Mid-Western Band and the sole purveyors of Dumb Country Noise.