Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, laughing it off, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or living with one. For drummer Rändy Käus, spending his career sitting on his ass is the chance of a lifetime. No... he's not hopped up on goofballs, he's the drummer men admire and the man women think they can change; he's the deal maker whose face is a virtual cash register.

Rändy arrived in Upstate New York from Hollywood, CA. While eking out a living there, he hosted a popular home improvement TV reality show where the closets of gay celebrities were secretly remodeled. It was called, "While You Were Outed." Changing careers, Rändy lost his job as a wood stripper at a furniture store when he started giving table dances to the customers.

After relocating to New York, he quickly hooks up playing drums for the most popular punk bands in the area. Once established, Rändy honed his drumming style into a hard hitting, power-pop sound. L