Does anyone actually read this?

I like quite a lot of different types of music, but my preference is boingey house music with big dirty basslines and wierd sounds. I like jumping up and down in the dark, dancing like a fool and getting trolleyed.

If you're reading this and are in the Newbury area and fancy DJing at a filthy house night get in touch. There's not enough of that kind of thing round these parts. I've got a 1.6K rig sat in my lounge that needs an outing.

Embarassing as it is is to confess I also do wedding discos. I'll have your nan hardstepping to some Ed Rush by the end of the night. Fact.

Like what you hear? Then comment or get in touch. This is the internet afterall, it's not like we have to fall asleep spooning or anything.

Any questions?