I try extremely hard to be something I'm not. But, like being a cyborg, that's okay. I try to be a quirky, art house film loving feminist and drifter but am actually a spotty, (arguably) irritating moron who lives vicariously through how she presents herself on the internet. I like potatoes, music and cats, but so does everyone else. Despite the tone of this, I am feeling quite chipper today! Just look at all my exclamation marks!

An interesting thing about me is that I live in many different places. I have houses in Middle Earth, Westeros, Tamriel and I even had one on Dantooine until... you know... the incident. I hate exercise but complain about having a chubby face a lot (which I probably don't even have). I love dinosaurs, stars, and all things annoying cunts on tumblr say they like because I am an annoying cunt from tumblr. But most of them couldn't tell a Polacanthus from a Gargoyleosa