I have a a solution to all of the problems USA has. I think we should create a giant maze/obstacle course on the Mexican border. It would have white trash children with guns, chain link fences, baseball launchers,monster trucks driven by 16 year olds girls and other american gay i mean cool things that can be used as obstacles. Country music and sounds of NASCAR races would be playing 24/7 over loud speakers. To become a citizen they would have to make it through the entire course with a leaf blower on their back and at the end swallow a can of Dip and beat a college kid in a game of beer pong. The course would be built by all the americans out of work and the useless people on welfare. Those same welfare dudes and justin beiber should be forced to make it through the course as well. I think a small scale version should be installed at the entrances of fast food restaurants to fix the obesity problem too.