If you are feeling suicidal now, please stop long enough to read this. It will only take about five minutes.

Weird, not uncool dude. Into everything, sports academics, etc. Not sure of himself or what he wants to do. Other people have trouble understanding him because he doesn't understand himself. He sometimes gets depressed and down on himself if the smallest thing goes wrong. Very pessimistic and cynical, which sometimes almost leads to depression. Isn't a cynic because he thinks its cool, is a cynic because he thinks it is right.

Note: Don't fuck with him because if he gets pissed, game over for you.
Gregory, also known as Greg, but sometimes called by their last name, is that guy who nobody can ever figure out. He always does extremely well or fails completely.