Traits: Enclyclopedic gossip recall, Acid wit, mind games, conducting social experiments
Nicknames: Mitulius the Great, Master P, Mit-iculous, Mikael, Mittens, Monks, Johhnny, Maradona, Carlitos (after Tevez), el pibo de oro, The Rogue Scholar of the Royal Borough, Haribo Jenkins, (nom de plume) Young Bluff (poker alias)
Made Fortune: When the social media bubble burst
Net Worth: Classified
Confidante: Cuddles - 11 month old Scottish fold
Soul Mate: Classified
Collects: Vendettas, 17th century Italian firearms, Gutenburg bibles, own press clippings, vintage video game consoles, early Disney animation celluloids, Marchetti fighter aircraft, Betrothal rings, thank you notes, manservants, damaging gossip, heartbreak, South American orchids
Passions: non-disclosure agreements, fund raising, smear campaigns, importing girlfriends
Pet Peeves: step-mums, shameless self-promotion
Fondest Memory: Collapsing the Peso
Big Dreams: For Aubrey Graham to credit me appro
