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MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfer to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer you,

If you are dyslexic, press 69696969

if you have nervous disorder begean please with the H key untill the beep after the beep please wait for the beep

If you have short term memory please try your call again later,
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If you have low self-esteem, please hang u