Web developer, kayaker, outdoors madman and part-time alcoholic.

I'm currently a homeless Managing Director, traveling the world and writing code for my company HappyNinjas Ltd. I build all sorts of random websites and soon one of them will be bought out for a few million and I'll retired to a private island where the only worry of the day will be raiding beer from the neighboring island, which will be full of people I don't like enough to let onto the main island. I will always remember the little people.

As far as education goes, I managed to finish off a HND in Computing. Apparently 30% attendance and a habit of sleeping through lessons is enough to get you through higher education in this country. If I can do fuck all and get a qualification then it explains a lot about how screwed up the UK is. Who gives a fuck, I'm not there anymore!