Every time I dive in my pool.
It's hard to be humble
When I do the breast stroke through an underground tunnel.
And come up on the other side in a jacuzzi
Being greeted by two naked models with suds on thay booties.
They give me hugs and lots of kisses
And they ask me what my wish is I say
"Go and call yo bitches." Cause there's gunna be a party.
Next they wash my body as a team and then they say
"Foo your royal penis is clean."
And I'm like,