something about myself..

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Hmmm I suppose this is where I tell U about me,where to start....ok im Paul also known as Mustafa to those people that worship me as a God.I started out as nothing,it was only when a single egg was approached by an army of little sperms that i was starting my long dark journey, called life.Out of the army only one heroic sperm (I like to call him Herbert The Great)was victorious and was able to penetrate the great walls of the mighty egg. After many years of being raised by wild animals in the Amazon,I was able to fend for myself,I could hunt and kill my own food, wrestle naked with bears, beat gorillas in brute strength fights, the list goes on. Finally I met a young man called mogli, who informed me that he ruled this part of the forest.Without arguement I fled. After walking for 30days,I came accross a tourist,I stole his lilo while he took a pee behind an abandoned shed, mounted it and floated to N.Ireland to