A 51 year-old 80s-style singer-songwriter who is about to release his 7th album of superb music to an uninterested world. Everything Paul posts on facebook and YouTube, and other places, goes the opposite of viral. It'd be barely possible to be more unsuccessful and get so little attention. But do check out his Friday Follies on YouTube, as these are rather original video posts from the office of his previous job, where Paul had lots of spare time to create various weekly entertainments. He's worthy of great success, but it's just not on the cards, so he's moved from London to France to be an English teacher.