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Um... I'm alright
They call me a spiv.
I am THE Jack of all trades.
"....In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale.
This ain't no wholesale operation
Just a few eighths and some Playstations my's vocation
I pose a threat to the nation....?"
The contents of this profile are private. The information and erroneous nonsence contained within are protected by UK Privacy laws and are legaly privileged. Any breach of my personal privacy is punishable by law however... Who really has the time to sue a faceless entity? Infact, the very fact you're reading this means you're likely as an organization to break this law and harvest my data like a bitter, unripe apple. Why not come and get it directly? Ill make us some coffee. I'd give you my address but you have it along side details of my last prostate exam. O While you're here GCHQ could you let me know my real shoe size? Keep buying shoes, wear them in a day and then the bloody blisters... What am I saying?
