If Lola wanted a letter she would have got an account.
If Lola wanted a dress she would have got a lipstic.
If Lola wanted a man she would have got a pen.

Facebook. Terms and Conditions.
Rule 452. Clause 2.1 e) Eligible defriendability:
To be an eligible "defriend" one must:
-write WTF on the walls of all current friends at least once a day
-tag friends in photos of angry chickens, pesticides or Nick Griffin
-start all conversations with Ahmeds with "silence!"
-belong to "Pop Idol Auditions 2020" group/fan page/both