Life is best seen as a gift: you're already dead, so why not enjoy it, and live to your highest potential? Everything has always been alright, and will continue to be.
"When in doubt, whomp it out."
--- Shawn Adams
"I pretty much punched Academia in the face."
--- Dylan
"Sorry, Tegan and Sara's mom, I don't like that fucking movie."
--- Ben Gibbard on "Juno"
"I just got hit with a dinosaur."
--- Katie on sexual matters
"If I were a girl, I'd watch out for you."
--- Katie on my vagina breaking abilities
"That is fuck-me-in-the-face ridiculous."
--- Katie on religion
"Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense."
--- Tom Robbins
"Don't talk about my hymen."
--- Sierra
"That sounds like a peacock." -- Guy
"Yeah, there're two up on the hill" -- Me
"...Sounds like a woman gettin' raped." -- Guy
"She wished to hurt him so she slapped
