Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story. Please, don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be. I am easily satisfied with the very best. My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I can't do anything about. Without me - there could be no everybody.